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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

"House Of Whores, what’s your type?"

dom-wolf:

dom-wolf:

Its the ultimate gift. No man could ever ask for more. When she submits to you its her way of saying that she will give herself to you completely. To trust you with her safety, her body, her emotions, but most importantly her heart. Her heart is the most precious thing about her. She carries her submission inside her heart. Its who she is. A submissive is her sexuality. Its more than just something she finds kinky. Its her soul. And its our duty to protect it in them. To lift them up and make them whole. To truly cherish everything about them and keep them safe inside our arms. Its literally our purpose. No matter what kind of Dom you are, you know this to be true in your heart. You see the endless magnificence inside them. The beauty that eternally flows from them. Her submission is not some sexual perk to being Dominant. It’s our window into her soul and we should all get on our knees and be grateful just to see it. We should be in awe of it. Her submission is the greatest gift one can receive. Never take it for granted.
-Dom Wolf

I wrote this back when I first began my journey into the lifestyle. It feels like it’s been forever since then but it’s only been 15 months.
icecooly94:

teacupnosaucer:

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because “Who hired a stripper” shouldn’t be the first thing said to me when I walk into a welding job.

women in trades are treated like such fucking shit. 

NO I’M STILL STUCK ON THIS WHY WOULD ANYONE SAY THIS TO A WOMAN HOLDING A BLOWTORCH
jill-bird:

You see Spongebob,  It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

"I’ve done everything to drown this hurt inside, but I can’t wash you off of my mind."

- It Ain’t the Whiskey, Gary Allan (via jackdanielskindagirl)

My job makes me want to give up on life.

kayleeseranada:

celebritiesandmovies:

The joke that Bender tells but never finishes (while crawling through the ceiling) actually has no punchline. According to Judd Nelson, he ad-libbed the line. Originally, he was supposed to tell a joke that would end when he came back into the library and said, “Forgot my pencil”, but no one could come up with a joke for that punchline.

Did they just make up this entire movie on the spot.

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

cokeflow:

foxnewsofficial:

hey science side of tumblr there’s a load of blood in my ear what’s up with that

it’s bleedin

today-isawindingroad:

vinebox:

Bikini Bottom just got real

If this vine wasn’t done to this song then it’s wrong.

tokomon:

makingmywaydownmax:

The main reason Rihanna was so unamused during the VMA’s was that she didn’t have Katy Perry by her side

i mean

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she’s only happy 

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if

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there’s

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a katy perry 

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involved

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cutietips:

cutietips features daily beauty tips for anyone.

crunchrapsupreme:

literally the most important show you’ll ever watch

"Male privilege is “I have a boyfriend” being the only thing that can actually stop someone from hitting on you because they respect another man more than they respect your rejection/lack of interest."

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The Sociological Cinema

There was actually research that was done that found that women who used an “I have a boyfriend/husband” excuse to reject unwanted sexual attention and harassment by their bosses were more likely to be left alone than those who used any other excuse (including “I’m not interested”)

Because men respect another man’s property (and that’s how they see us) than a woman’s autonomy.

(via stanhowse)