I’d like to get into some sort of workout regimen so I can properly be healthy and exercise like a normal human being. I seem to not do that… ever.
- Dylan O’Brien
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
yeah but you get to leave the party with your favorite person on the planet, and take off all of your makeup, and put on your ugly comfortable clothes and make popcorn and curl up in your bed and watch a movie, and have sex and go to sleep, idk how that sounds like a bad thing.
And everyone else just wakes up alone and hungover.
this is the best thing ive ever heard
I had a dream that I was in high school, and Robert Downy Jr was my principle, but we got drunk together, so I fucked him. oops
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
Justin Bieber's jail photos (taken to record identifying marks) have been released by the Miami Police Department today.
"A dying friend once told me, ‘I wish I hadn’t spent so many Mondays wishing it were Friday. I also wish I had made better use of those Fridays, for better stories on Monday.’"
I just want to be the girl you take out and show off to your friends. I want you to dress me up in clothes you think accent my body the best.
Just lemme be that girl.
"I got super rejected but he was so nice about it I can’t even be sad and I’m just really confused and this hurts but its just this numb pain that makes me want to think really really hard."
Like man i’m still awake and I’m still naked
"If I told you
How many times
I’ve sat alone
On the shower floor,
You’d cry too."